i-sinfulsound:

thegreekgamer:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

envelööp?

I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

flowisaconstruct:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I didn’t want to like it. But I did.

taragrimface:

taragrimface:

taragrimface:

taragrimface:

anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline

canon

lesbi-chus:

Cronch

e350tb:

intranet:

intranet:

Idk why yall think su is coming back its been on hiatus since 1991

Why are Steven universe blogs so on board with this post I’m talking about Soviet Union

do you remember when garnet punched down the berlin wall

arthurmorgansgf:

sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

destinytomoon:

telephonenumberbyjunkoohashi1984:

dragonbier:

you know what day is today

bonedaddyhasgotit:

FALLOUT 76 YO

Bad ending: battle royal like fortnite but you die like a minute in from radiation poisoning and that’s it that’s the whole game

Probable ending: fallout online, maybe you gotta square up against real people every now and then

Best ending: fallout 76 combines both online play with the rpg style of the earlier games (somehow) to create a best of both worlds scenario

God-tier ending: Todd finally lets me romance nick. Please Todd. Todd. I don’t know how that’d work at all and probably has nothing to do with this game but just let me okay are you l i s t e n i n g

italianmccree:

fuck blizzard ill do it myself